Teaser Tuesdays 11/25/2008

TEASER TUESDAYS asks you to:

Grab your current read.
Let the book fall open to a random page.
Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
Please avoid spoilers!

Here It Is For This Week…

“His gaze followed the bend of her legs down to where her blue jeans flared at the ankle, then on to her bare feet. She had kicked her sandals off, and was twisting the toes of one foot into the toes of the other. When he saw this he felt his heart lunge with a kind of painful-sweet shock.”

From The Collection called: 20th Century Ghosts
From The Story called: “Bobby Conroy Comes Back From The Dead”
By: Joe Hill

Steven Segal: Lawman!

(Source: Arrow In The Head)

This has got to be the coolest f*cking news I’ve heard in a very long time! What news could I be speaking of? Only the fact that Mr. Steven Seagal is coming out with a new reality series for A&E. If the idea of “Seagal” and “Reality TV” doesn’t sound like an ideal match, then just hold on to your mutha-f*ckin’ horses:

The new series will be called STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN and it will be following Seagal in New Orleans where he has been working on and off for the past two decades as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office. One of his stints found him assisting with recovery efforts during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in 2005. LAWMAN also will document Seagal’s life off the beat, including his musical and philanthropic activities in the Big Easy.

How… Friggin’… Cool… Is… THAT?! Are you kidding me?! Seagal as a real life police officer?! F*cking Gold! Could you imagine being a perp in New Orleans and getting busted by the man who shoved an eight-inch blade into the top of Tommy Lee Jones’ head in UNDER SEIGE? You can bet your ass I’ll be tuning in to find out!

Here’s what Seagal had to say: “I decided to work with A&E on this series now because I believe it’s important to show the nation all the positive work being accomplished here in Louisiana.”